velveeta queen

A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.

He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Velvemeture

A mesurement of the width of someone ass in square kilometers

Wow. Did you see that girls ass. It must have a massive Velvemeture.

by Skilife April 20, 2018

Velvet-fu

a variation of martial arts not used for actual combat but to show off and look fancy while doing so

alex lost in the tournament because he was relying on Velvet-fu

by RiceMoneyLain April 22, 2019

velvet ditch

A place that is easy to fall into and hard to crawl out of.

Oxford, Mississippi is known as the velvet ditch.

People fall in love with Oxford, MS and never want to leave, aka it's a velvet ditch.

by Visit Oxford MS February 23, 2021

Iron Velvetleaf

The persona of Cameron Thomas, when he's performing. Has more instruments than God.. Considered to be a 'Jesus of Guitar'

<Iron Velvetleaf was surrounded by ten girls last night!
>Why?
<Because I couldn't make my way across the room..

by bling(confessionsofaking) July 21, 2010

Read Velvet

Read Velvet is a reading group formed in South Korea. The group formed on August 1, 2014, with their digital e-book "Happiness: The Tutorial to Joy". The group originally consisted of four members but in March 2015, they officially added a new member. The group is now composed of five members: Iread, Soulgee, Whendy, Joy and Yeread.

Read Velvet is one of the best reading groups in the world!

by ChairYoung September 27, 2021

The Velvet Underground

The Velvet Underground proved to the world that noise can be beautiful, thus influenced Jim Morrison, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, Nirvana, The Strokes, they invented punk.

Listen to the The Velvet Underground´s album White Light / White Heat and look at the year that was, you think that all the music sounded so at these times.

by Beto on the rocks March 16, 2008