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velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!
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Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010
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velociraptor noises

Commonly used in Youtube comments, velociraptor noises are noises that people make when they are excited or happy.
by Snowy Sky April 20, 2017
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Velociraptor

A velociraptor is not what you are generally told as being tall and scaly they were feathered all over. also they are around, 1.6 FT tall. they also did not live in a park on a fictional island. they generally hunted prey species such as little lizards small, mammals, eggs, and baby dinosaurs. they are also a dromeosaurid which consists of many species including velociraptors. they also lived around 75 million years ago then they went extinct for good but their lineage continues today in birds.
The velociraptor is small.
by BingleBingustheGreat January 20, 2023
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Velociraptor

The dinosaur with wings
What dinosaur that has wings? Oh the velociraptor.
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velociraptor attack

The act of having sex or person you have sex with.
"How many days since your last velociraptor attack?"
by velociraptor girlie January 4, 2023
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IT'S VELOCIRAPTOR TIME!

When velociraptor's come back to life and start to bust a move (Also known as doing a very silly dance)
OH YEAH! WOOHOO IT'S VELOCIRAPTOR TIME! *velociraptor's start busting a move* (Also known as doing a very silly dance)
by burrito with polonium, yummyyy January 30, 2025
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