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Vermont

A beautiful bore, people stereotype Vermont as being all hippies but it is truly a mix of all social classes. In Burlington, you will see hippies, but you will also see a fair share of bros and Orvis catalog douche bags who just got done kayaking. Winooski has the white guys who wish they were black (see wigger), complete with baggy t-shirts, fake gold necklaces, and dirt staches. Then, in the backwoods of Vermont, you'll encounter hicks who manage to blend Canadian accents with Redneck drawl, yet slurring their speech like a rapper. Oh also, there are normal people who hate these other idiots more than people who live on the outside looking in.
"I can't wait to go back to Vermont and get back in touch with all the COLORFUL people. And by colorful, I mean weird white people because Vermont is 98% cracker-ass."
by Tavis August 15, 2008
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rutland vermont

Vermonts Third largest City. Most of the population is retarded and irritating. My condolences if you have to drive through it. Attracttions include Walgreensm and nightlife includes Dennys.
Somebody slipped me a date rape drug and i woke up in Rutland Vermont.
by Will G. January 25, 2006
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vermont

A land without many cities and McDonald's restaurants
Wow this country is just like Vermont: there are more hills than buildings. Now I wonder where everyone went?
by Koyaanisqatsi September 5, 2004
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Northfield, Vermont

The name of the town that is home to the infamous Norwich University currently ruled by King Schneider. The town is a place where people come and do nothing except leave and go elsewhere, unless they attend Norwich where most students will spend their time sleeping, eating and getting drunk.
Dude, there is nothing to do in Northfield, Vermont, lets go back to campus and get hammered with Jim.
by JimBeamBurbon January 15, 2013
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Vermont

A state that is losing its tradition due to the influx of flatlanders; including hippies, rich out-of-staters, city slickers or suburban families who move into towns once booming with dairy farms and hard-working people, and now are bedroom communities for people who simply admire the landscape and want to leave the urban environment. Contrary to popular belief A real Vermonter is NOT a hippie, liberal, or stoner. Do us a favor and move to New Hampshire or Maine if you want to leave your ugly city. Let the real Vermont live in peace.
Fred Tuttle was a Vermont dairy farmer who beat carpetbagger Jack Mcmullen in Republican US Senate primary. He represented and preserved the essence of Vermont at a political level, eventually endorsing Senator Patrick Leahy, because if he did win, he would have to move out of his beloved home state of Vermont to Washington DC, a move not favorable to a passionate Vermonter.
by vermoner March 26, 2008
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Vermont

A quite beautiful state in Northeastern America. Home to hicks, chicks, and ice slicks. I lava VT! VT REPRESENT!
dude u see that foliage? thats vermont! It's so ill!
by Lindsay November 4, 2003
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Vermontitties

I was in Montpelier and saw some serious Vermontitties!
by todmann67 October 20, 2008
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