vachina

A Chinese vagina.

I think I'm heading to Ming's Whorehouse to get me some of that mean vachina.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Vehicular Dutch Oven

When the driver pushes the window lock button before farting thereby fumigating the entire car.

Mike ate three 7-11 hot dogs then performed a vehicular dutch oven. We almost hurled.

by nyteacher February 22, 2011

Vehicular Rape

Forcing your vehicle into a lane that is already occupied by another vehicle.

Mike -“We have to exit in 200 meters!”
Adam - “I can’t there is a car there.”
Mike - “Vehicular rape them!”

by Tickleme November 14, 2020

Mass vehicular genocide

When someone pulls up in a van outside of an unfortunate gathering and proceeds to let rip on their M60 until nothing moves while running down any survivors with the bonnet.

That wedding was so boring i could have committed mass vehicular genocide.

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd May 19, 2020

VaChina

Where babies are made. Almost China but not. VaChina.

Where did you get that baby?

Oh from VaChina.

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's)

Those cars that guys drive that include the Truck with the ball sack hanging from the bottom of the back bumper, or the Caddy with hubcaps that spin while he’s not driving, or the sports car for that guy feeling a little older than he used to, or the big SUV with the little cartoon kid wizzin' on the Ford or Chevy logo, or the rust bucket with the tires that are more expensive than the whole car is worth, or the car plastered with NRA and Ducks Unlimited stickers. These are MEVs: Male Enhancement Vehicles.

Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.

I had a truck with balls cut in front of me the other day, total Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's).

by Wavy Gravy August 20, 2009

vehicular narcolepsy

chronically falling asleep anytime you're in a moving vehicle

"I'm so tired, but I can't fall asleep. Can you drive me around the block like my mom did when I was a baby, 'cuz I have a serious case of vehicular narcolepsy"

by JenaB March 10, 2008