cat-valanche

To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.

"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."

by The Horn'd One April 18, 2009

James vallance

a young man who is sadly dying alone because no one likes him and he is ugly as crap

that man looks like a James vallance

by fuck my cock shit heads August 18, 2019

vaylen

a really hot n sexy trans man whos married to his hot n sexy he/they

wow guys did you see vaylen hes so swag

by inlovewithmars May 5, 2021

Valan

A cool guy who has a unique name and is well known for being an epic gamer and is a reliable source of swag when you need it.

"Valan is a pretty rad dude"

(other person) "Yeah totally bro"

by Totally not Valan October 13, 2020

valany

(n.) a grossly incestuous comment

Other form(s): (adject.)---valanical, (adverb)---valanically

Chris, what you just said should never be said. That statement is covered with valany.

by Brettface January 21, 2008

vallangeon

a dance in sex where the male sticks his cock inside the females vagina and dances with the cock until satisfied

brandon stuck his penis in his girlfriends vagina and felt satisfied or felt like a vallangeon

by roxxanne April 9, 2008

valanadar

va-la-na-dar
.Ancient; concidered to be demons
.A very generous demon with other sisters, attracted to the gay. Also a shipper of gay

?person: oh you're attracted to gay
friend: yeah
!person: you must be a valanadar

by fabulousWaffle April 27, 2017