Ugly ass rat- no he's not a rat, rats a cute. There are no words to describe how could he is. He ruined moths for me and my poor oc Emiko. He's so balled you can see him from heaven when he takes off his ugly ass top hat
by M1T2U!!! (Zenitsu is a bbg) June 11, 2024
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Somehow, even over text, he always knows how I’m feeling, even if I haven't said a word. He’ll send something random or funny right when I need it, or just say, “Are you okay?” and somehow it’s always at the exact right moment. It’s like he reads between the lines of what I’m not saying, and still shows up exactly how I need him to. Like he can hear the silence between my words. I trust him more than I thought I could trust someone, and that feels like something rare. Like he’s not just my friend, but a soft place to land when the world gets loud.
Somehow, even over text, he always knows how I’m feeling, even if I haven't said a word. He’ll send something random or funny right when I need it, or just say, “Are you okay?” and somehow it’s always at the exact right moment. It’s like he reads between the lines of what I’m not saying, and still shows up exactly how I need him to. Like he can hear the silence between my words. I trust him more than I thought I could trust someone, and that feels like something rare. Like he’s not just my friend, but a soft place to land when the world gets loud.
(shhh valentino dont read this)
by icecreammochi?? April 24, 2025
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Somehow, even over text, he always knows how I’m feeling, even if I haven't said a word. He’ll send something random or funny right when I need it, or just say, “Are you okay?” and somehow it’s always at the exact right moment. It’s like he reads between the lines of what I’m not saying, and still shows up exactly how I need him to. Like he can hear the silence between my words. I trust him more than I thought I could trust someone, and that feels like something rare. Like he’s not just my friend, but a soft place to land when the world gets loud.
Somehow, even over text, he always knows how I’m feeling, even if I haven't said a word. He’ll send something random or funny right when I need it, or just say, “Are you okay?” and somehow it’s always at the exact right moment. It’s like he reads between the lines of what I’m not saying, and still shows up exactly how I need him to. Like he can hear the silence between my words. I trust him more than I thought I could trust someone, and that feels like something rare. Like he’s not just my friend, but a soft place to land when the world gets loud.
by icecreammochi?? May 1, 2025
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Get the Valentino mug.The Valentino maneuver starts with a dinner of hot, spicy, sloppy, wet, well sauced buffalo wings. Then without using napkins or wipes, you proceed to give hand and oral pleasure to your lover's penis.
I'm loving these hot wings so much, I want to perform the Valentino maneuver on you under the table.
by jimsmom February 21, 2015
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My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.
Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?
Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?
by Mr Moose February 15, 2008
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