Valentina

Valentina is a girl who really doesn’t care,she would make you mad and happy at times.Shes not afraid to show her feelings,I know from my self,I am a Valentina myself.We have the most weird life but always things that cheers us up.If your dating a Valentina you’re extremely lucky because she’s loyal and would do anything to make you smile,if you’re her friend you are the most luckiest person.She would tell you the truth and sometimes surprise you with things and would do anything to see you smile.And if you’re her ex,be careful cause she may kill you.Messing with a Valentina is really bad, she will get you back but worse.She loves seeing the people she hate in pain

Chris:Woah,Valentina calm down she’s trying to be nice

Michael:Damn Valentina what’s with those curves

by Xx_valentina_xX September 19, 2019

Valentin

An amazing brown hair, hazel eyed young man. He is strong and has sexy abs and can often be described as "Orgasmic" He usually has a 7-8 inch penis.

-Hey look! He has a big dick!
-What a valentin....

by ThatOneHotBlonde April 11, 2013

Ivy Valentine

Slut from the Soul Calibur series with huge tits and revealing clothes. Wields a whip.

DOOD! Play as Ivy Valentine and watch them bounce.

by FrogOne June 8, 2009

bloody valentine

When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.

Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.

by Darth_`Eowyn January 29, 2007

valentines day

The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"

by Martar October 7, 2008

Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

by The guy over there February 14, 2018

Valentina

True definition of cuteness. You'll probably think it's just a bright light, but no its Valentina. Valentina is a pretty, sweet, and loving girl that would not give me another chance.

"Yo Evan, do you see that shiny thing?"

"Ya what is that? Is that God?"
"It's better than God. It's Valentina"

by Prof. Cal June 5, 2019