Edgar Valden

A very beautiful painter, who also paints with his blood (poggers), he is one of 30 playable characters in the game Identity V.

"A-ah! You b-bitch~!" Edgar Valden said with pleasure.

by odd child February 13, 2021

Valdosta State University

The Division II UGA of South Georgia. The team mascot is a blazer although you will find more UGA and UF apparel across campus. It may also be referred to as the UGA of South Georgia considering the lack of any universities. The campus is composed of 3 types of people: The Rich & Dumb from the Atlanta area, Hicks from surrounding counties, and then the people born and raised in Valdosta. No matter how large the school grows it will never reach a large popularity due it being in a high school football community... the football team plays in a high school football stadium even though they have some DII National Championships.

Bill: "You going to the game this Saturday?"
Bob: "Maybe,who the Valdosta State University Blazers playing?"
Bill: "North Alabama, should be a good game"
Bob: "Sounds like it, what time?"
Bill: "1pm"
Bob: "Dang, can't make it. The UGA game is on at that time"

Fred: "Dude, you gonna hook up with that girl?"
Mike: "Man a 1/3 of the girls here have STD's, no thanks."

by oMowl87 March 5, 2011

Valedouchetorian

The douchiest person in each graduating class.

He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.

by Pavel_Pozharsky March 19, 2011

Dirty Juan Valdez

Placing your junk in someone's coffee to add flavor and/or texture to the drink.

Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.

by Glowsand December 17, 2010

pibe valderrama

Best soccer player Colombia has ever had, he was the captain of the Colombian soccer team for about 15 years, he finished his career playing soccer in the USA.

El pibe Valderrama se la pasa a Rincon...si Colombia, si, si!!... Goooooooollll!!!!

by Mario F Monsalve December 14, 2005

valdea

(1) A name given to the world's most hated douche bag. Relatively, the name is used as a last name. A man who thinks he is powerful will use this last name without knowing the true meaning. (2) The man that 'valdea' applies to also refers to a man who is on a constant PMS. (3) A elder man who's balls have not dropped.

"That man is such a valdea."

by v-al-day-uh March 8, 2009

Exxon Valdez poo

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.

I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.

by Robert VonAwesome October 10, 2009