A name only given to men born with an inverted phallus. A Valgarð spotted in the wild can be dangerous, especially if found near tall grass. He loves showing himself to random people, especially while doing backflips.
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Get the Valgarð mug.Valgarð is an intellectual being. Initially, the name Valgarð comes from old Norsk, as protector of Valhalla. Protector of Valhalla is not enough for Valgarð. He is truly something far superior than that. When lesser beings see a Valgarð they squirm in fear, as they can never dream of reaching his potential. Valgarð will forever triumph over all these ants that roam this so-called Earth.
Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.
Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.
Is that God? No, it's Valgarð doing backflips.
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I have been to Valhalla. But its was to expensive. Decided to make PI tatoo in Green Hornet tatto studio.
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Get the Assassins creed valhalla mug.valhalla is a hamlet in the town of Mt. Pleasant, Westchester county, NY. its too small to have its own name, and should just be taken over by neighboring city, white plains. if anything, its known for its school district, which is mediocre at best, and its many cemeteries.
it should also be noted that most women who live in valhalla are soccer moms, because they were too dumb to go to college and get a job, so they just stayed in valhalla and married some fool and had equally stupid children.
it should also be noted that most women who live in valhalla are soccer moms, because they were too dumb to go to college and get a job, so they just stayed in valhalla and married some fool and had equally stupid children.
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Hey girl come in here and give me some Valhalla, Yeah me and my girlfriend went to Valhalla last night, Make me some pizza so we can Valhalla
by Wilgo October 22, 2010
Get the Valhalla mug.when a person gets asian blood inside them turning theyre eyes into tiny slits until they dissapear then the hosts lips dissapear into theyre bodies. the host then spends an agonizing 3 days in so much pain that they cannot move. then on the fourth day little vaginas pop out all over the torso, head, thighs, and pubic reigons (specifically the asshole) and nipples. then the two vaginas that are on the nipples proceed to grow until an eyeball pops out of each one then you die
that dune coon over there got stabbed by that robber who had just stabbed an asian cause its fun, and he got vagalipteye cause of the blood transfusion
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