Vice Signaling

This is the opposite of Virtue Signaling. It is a way to broadcast to other ultra conservatives that you despise those different from you and judge others based upon superficial traits.

Jimmy Bob really was vice signaling to the MAGA crowd when he got up and shouted obscenities at the Pride Parade marchers walking downtown.

by slaves2society April 20, 2023

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fiber vice

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014

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Movie Previews Voice

That deep masculant voice that describes the newest summer blockbuster

In the city, you must fight to survive. He, sold tortillas on the corner, and the Mob wanted in.

"i don't know who this guy is, but I want him and his tortillas, DEAD!"

He had one chance, and his chance was to fight back. Arnold Schwartzenegger
"Leesen to mee, Weeve gat to geet out of heer, they're trying to take my Torteeas!"

One man, one mission.

Arnold Schwartzenegger,this Summer is "Little Tortilla boy"

by Trip_hop_Husky July 6, 2005

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Vance

Vance is the one person you trust wholeheartedly, but you can never tell if they trust you. Vance is kind, intelligent, charismatic, and humble. They will support you no matter what. You can try to get them to open up to you, but it never seems to work. When meeting a Vance it is best to be straight forward. Don't skirt around what you want, they are too intelligent to be fooled, especially by liars.

Try to not give away to much about yourself as well, they love puzzles and being mysterious is something that makes them want to talk to you more. Vance can be extremely gorgeous, but don't let that trick you, Vance has zero idea how attractive they are and never seem to brag about it even with perfect skin and hair.
Most of all, never limit Vances freedom, they value it more than anything, and taking it away will make them feel trapped and alone, which is something that plagues Vances mind the most.
Be kind to Vance, even if they seem intimidating, it may be the best choice you've ever made.

Person A: Who is that person with the great hair?
Person B: Their name is Vance.

by Ares September 5, 2019

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Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.)

Someone who is unable to control the volume or tempo of their voice.

girl: what is wrong with your voice?
Will Ferrell: I have Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.), because of this I am unable to control the volume or tempo of my voice.

by the real Mr. Sampson December 26, 2009

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