Shut The Fuck Uppercut

The act of uppercutting someone, while yelling shut the fuck up

person 1:haha i heard during school today, john gave donnie a shut the fuck uppercut

person 2: OW! that must have hurt...

by Anthbroo December 29, 2012

uppercum

The act of semen ejaculating with such great force that it hits the ejaculator's chin.

Shaun's girlfriend kept stopping and starting giving him a handjob, so when he finally came, he gave himself an uppercum.

by Wetbeverage May 23, 2011

undercunt

(to) undercunt ′ʌndəkʌnt: to be less of a cunt than someone else

1. Allie was being a cunt to a coworker but ended up getting undercunted.

2. "I'm not saying you're a cunt but the other girls at the party were all undercunting you."

- "Okay, now you can really go fuck yourself, Brad!"

by alliebro August 4, 2011

essay uppercut

When you are writing an essay, you present all the mundane topics just lke punches boxers give and take during a match. When one subject hits too close to home and you feel the sudden urge to spazz out on the paper, this momentary surge is called an 'uppercut' so to speak.

John was writing an essay on 'the life cycles of mammals' when suddenly he realized the book was insinuating that all mammals are a certain way. He began to spew a paragraph about how some mammals DO NOT act accordingly to traditional concepts. Incidentally, he threw an essay uppercut.

by collegegirl01391 April 10, 2011

Tagine Uppercut

To slap one's genitalia hard on the underneath of human or animals chin.

The audible sound emitted from the mouth, is reportedly the same as the noise of tapping a tajine (earthenware cooking pot from North Africa) with a small rubber mallet.

Man I gave that squirrel a mean tagine uppercut, you should have heard the pop!

by WillyWordsmith October 13, 2011

Utah Uppercut

A rather harmless sex act in which one person, upon getting shit dick from anal sex, then grabs their disgraced member, turns their partner around and slaps them on the chin with said brown weapon.

Person 1: “what’s that on your chin?”
Person 2: “oh, I took a Utah Uppercut this morning”

by Exciting Jeremy December 16, 2019

san fran uppercut

When during maturation the males ejaculate is expelled colliding with the underside of his chin.

I was having a wank last night and gave myself a san fran uppercut.

by Moe St Cool June 12, 2017