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United States

A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.
There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)
by CrackaNut👌 June 18, 2017
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United States

A Trump-infested blight of a nation filled with arrogant douchebags.
Person 1: If you don't like the United States, why don't you leave?
Person 2: Because I don't want to be a victim of the United States foreign policy.
by One Angry Brazilian May 7, 2018
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united states

If you don't like it, go live in Canada mother fuckers.
hmmmm... what do you put in these things??
by fub September 15, 2004
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the united states

a country where people eat a lot, shoot a lot, screw a lot, and scream a lot. National animal is bald eagle because most of the politicians are bald and if we were eagles, we could fly somewhere without being stripped down at the airport.
The United States thinks it's the world's only superpower, except they owe all their money to China.
by stophurtingme May 14, 2014
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united states

A country inbetween Canada and Mexico
I'm proud to live in the U S of A
by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005
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united states

America has shined as a beacon of freedom in an unfree world for more than two centuries. To this day, for instance, most people living outside our borders reside in countries where the private practice of broadcast journalism is illegal and where the state is the dominant banker. Americans can say anything they want, worship any god they choose, and associate with any motley crew around. Our legacy is not slave chains, Wounded Knee, and the murder of James Byrd, but American GIs liberating a Nazi death camp, an immigrant's first glance of lady liberty's torch, and Ronald Reagan exhorting the Soviet's to tear down the Berlin Wall. If nothing else, America means freedom.
America has shined as a beacon of freedom in an unfree world for more than two centuries. To this day, for instance, most people living outside our borders reside in countries where the private practice of broadcast journalism is illegal and where the state is the dominant banker. Americans can say anything they want, worship any god they choose, and associate with any motley crew around. Our legacy is not slave chains, Wounded Knee, and the murder of James Byrd, but American GIs liberating a Nazi death camp, an immigrant's first glance of lady liberty's torch, and Ronald Reagan exhorting the Soviet's to tear down the Berlin Wall. If nothing else, America means freedom. The United States owns.
by King Homo Erectus May 29, 2010
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united states

AMERICA (United States) - the greatest country on earth
by Am3r1c4n Pr1d3 February 6, 2013
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