Big undies 

Referring to the overweight or obese female community.

"Based on his last three girlfriends, I think it's safe to say Steve's into big undies."

Big undies by STsSaveTime March 12, 2009

Krusty Undies 

Little girl panties that have been worn too close to a dusty, cobwebbed crotch for too long. If someone has Krusty Undies they should think about getting some big girl panties and changing them more often.

This term is also often used to describe an adoptophile, specifically a barren woman who chooses to adopt from countries rich in child trafficking or someone who acts in a demeaning way toward all adoptees except her own child.

"WOW! She sure put on her Krusty Undies when she told that adoptee to be grateful they weren't aborted or tossed in a dumpster."

Krusty Undies by Abandoned Abandoner September 27, 2009

poo poo undies 

Keeping it real to the mutha-fuckin' core. Dogs sometimes exhibit poo poo ness when they look at bathtubs...yo.

bitches eat poo on young jewish camels

yo, where is the nearest poo poo undies convenience shop...git 'r dun

poo poo undies by Wiggity wak November 29, 2006

inter-hot-undies 

inter-hot-undies is when you sit too long using the internet and your undies end up jammed.

OH! I'm so uncomfortable, after sitting here for 3 hours using the internet my "inter-hot-undies" are in a jam.

inter-hot-undies by Mama Geri July 17, 2007

Zombie Undies 

When you wear your last chance undies two days in a row because you forgot to do laundry...again. They can be worn either in a normal manner, or inside out to produce a psychological effect as to thinking you actually have clean undies on; Or because you have skid marks and or piss stains.

Nigga to mom "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I GOT A DATE AND I HAVE ZOMBIE UNDIES ON B...ITCH!!"

Mom to Nigga "You disgusting fucking pig of a son!! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! NIGGA!"

See also Last chance undies

Zombie Undies by Inimical420 September 8, 2011

Edible Undies 

They are underwear that you can apparently eat. This is mainly just a joke, but there are things like this out there.

If someone wants edible undies, then you should know that those are FAKE. Usually.

Person one- OMG! I want edible undies like right now. Oh I’m looking at Craigslist and it says they’ve only been worn once!

Person 2- OMG yasS SUCH A GOOD DEAL! get them now it don’t matter that they’re used!

Edible Undies by Kihara Pseudonym April 9, 2019

monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

monkeys ate my skidmark undies by brownie hound April 30, 2003