mostrame una teta

Term used by an "aliade" when he's begging for nudes and tries to not look desperate

If a man like me says mostrame una teta: in the process of deconstruction asks you nudes NOT IS to sexualize you, or to pull me. It is because it gratifies me to see how you will take over your body, your sexuality, YOUR SENSUALITY. It drives me crazy and pleases me the simple fact of knowing you free, happy and crazy.

by Manu Virgin May 2, 2020

Tú eres una puta

"You are a bitch" in spanish

Tú eres una puta

by MrJoshTheEpic December 20, 2015

una fica pronta

In Italian, this means "a piece of ass." An alternate way to say it would be "una bella fica."

"She is a piece of ass" would translate to: "È a una fica pronta."

by AllOfTheNamesWereTaken October 18, 2008

Husoos Cristo en una muleta

Spanish for the phrase, "Jesus Christ on a crutch", which means "o shuit" or "o fuuuuucccckkkk!!!"

Is this laser waterproof?
Husoos Cristo en una muleta NOOOO!!!!

by Telephony December 12, 2012

Hermosa como una rosa

CAYLIN

She is looking like caylin
She looks beautiful , hermosa como una rosa

by Kiinga4 June 5, 2018

una maga chow high

the chinese way of saying
"your crotch smells"

guy eating girls pussy out
guy: una maga chow high
girl: gets pissed and leaves

by markimark&da sunshine gang July 1, 2008

reventaro una tuerca en su ojo

I will bust a nut in your eye

Yo reventaro una tuerca en su ojo puta

by jeremy May 11, 2004