Umpa-Lumpa

Annoying people who are only in it for themselves, trampling their acquaintances on the way to temporary realization of their short-term goals.

“Matt snagged the chick I was into with his ‘I was a Work Shop swinger’ routine; he’s such an Umpa-Lumpa.”

by Mucho Mahs October 19, 2005

umpa-lumpa

Short or very small

Hayley:I made a new friend today, his name is George.

Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.

Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo

Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.

by Pollymore August 3, 2009

Umpa-lumpa

The 45th president of the United States of America 🇺🇸 (Donald Trump)

They had an Umpa-lumpa for their president!

by My_nan July 20, 2021

umpa lumpa handshake

The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.

"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"

by Steve Uknow March 14, 2011

Umpa Lumpa Music

Loud Hispanic music with origins primarily in Mexico.

Check out that dude listening to the Umpa Lumpa Music.

by Comtula January 17, 2010

umpa lumpa porn

Umpa lumpas are little midgets off willie and the wonka factory and they make their own porn! and adele loves watching it, it turns her on. She well dirty

Umpa Lumpa porn is the stuff that adele watches!

by your mothers fuck buddy May 8, 2006

counter clockwise umpa lumpa

when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.

dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa

by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010