UBS

Unwanted Boner Synonym.
When men get boners when not wanted, or doing a bad time.

I was playing video games today with my friend when i got a boner. Talk about UBS.

by UBS MAN January 08, 2010

ub

it means shut up

ub 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤓🤓🤓🤓👽👽👽👽

by d m ub November 22, 2022

ubs

Mot d'argot pour désigner un Uber.
- French slang for Uber.

Emma: "J'ai pas la foi de marcher, j'vais commander un ubs."
- "No way I'm walking, I'm ordering an ubs"

by chasolunia July 01, 2019

UBS

Commonly mistaken for USB, Universal Serial Bus, by an extremely large portion of the US population. This is a connection protocol for computers. USB can be used to connect printers, cameras, and a vast number of other things to other devices (normally a computer).

One must be very careful as to not offend a person while correcting them. Directly pointing out the error could result in the person spontaneously combusting in your face.

"I did not get a UBS cable with my printer."

"My UBS ports don't work"

"Where are the UBS drives?"

"The internets are broken, please use the UBS for internet access."

by Michael Schmidt April 24, 2006

ubes

1. a friend who always got yo back
down for life ... freakin it all the time

2. the condition of having a symbiotic relationship between a big momma and a childish figure

"ay yo girl, you my ubes"

"big momma's poppin, LIL UBESIE HERE"

by hams February 29, 2008

UBS

Uppity Bitch syndrome, a common issue among women who just can't get over that time of the month.

woman-You idiot I asked for a white mocha not a mocha
man- well someones ubs is flaring.

by Wraithen November 15, 2010

ubs

The shortened version of uber. Used when feeling extremely lazy, but still need to get the point across.

Hey, last night you banged Sally, I heard you came ubs fast. Poor Sally.

by insectasaurus March 29, 2009