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Utah

a state nobody cares about, like montana or north dakota that is stuffed full of mormons. it constantly tries to compare itself to colorado in every way, like- salt lake city is a wannabe seattle or denver that's 5x smaller and everyone is mormon.
also, the only state that will NEVER legalize marijuana. ever.
"woah. there are too many mini vans around here."

"yeah dude of course there are. mormons have 11 children each."

"get me the hell outta here."

utah.
by Bus Couch April 7, 2011
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utah: a place in the u.s. full of very nice people. ok, ok, so maybe utah is a great big "happy valley" but hey. if mormons upset you so much why bug them about it? mormons took a lot of hard blows trying to get to utah. so how about all y'all go crap on some one else like Texas or california? Cuz im pretty sure utah's a lot cleaner and purer than most places in the u.s. you dont have to freak on us mormons just to make yourself feel better. OK
ya utah! go joe smith we owe it all to you baby! woot woot!!!
by ya mormons July 19, 2006
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The 45th state in the United States, it has a lot of Mormons, a nice temple, state regulated liquor stores, and is basically a theocracy. Not everyone from or in Utah is a Mormon, nor do all Mormons have multiple wives. It has 5 state parks, the most in the nation, and is very scenic.
If you would go to Utah, I would avoid Salt Lake City or the Wasatch Range, and instead go to Arches National Park or Goblin Valley State Park.
by PresidentKimball April 17, 2020
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State run by Mormons that has nothing but temples. If you move here you will fucking regret it. Trust us.
Non-Utahn: So where you from?
Utahn: Im from Utah.
Non-Utahn: Isn't that the place where you can't get a drink at a regular store? i heard everything was closed on sundays.
Utahn: Ummmm....yea
by pandaluvrjayy November 13, 2012
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A real fu*ked up state.
1.Utah is full of poligamist freak mormons.
by Malone October 14, 2004
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That one state YOU never go to.
Me: um I think it's square...
You: Im insulted
Me: yeah well
You: I WAS BORN IN UTAH YOU ASSTURD
Me: you don't count
by lol,wut? December 1, 2010
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1. A state in the western united states.
2. Known as the "No Coast" area
3. A High Rolling record label known in the utah region: See Free City Records
by urbandictionary.com February 26, 2003
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