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Uptown

in nyc anwhere from 110th St up
Harlem , Washington Hieghts & Inwood thats Uptown
by g May 13, 2005
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Uptown Funk

See 'music induced headaches'.
I swear, if I had a nickel for every time I heard Uptown Funk play on the radio, I would have enough money to completely bail the U.S. out of its debt to China.
by PurplePenguin007 August 8, 2015
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ustopia

Ustopia is a term coined by author Margaret Atwood. It is formed by combining the words utopia and dystopia. Atwood argues that "each contains a latent version of the other."
I suppose that's what happens to ustopian societies when they die: they don't go to Heaven, they become thesis topics.
by wix99 January 22, 2014
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upton

Upton was voted "Most Boring Town" by the states Top 40 radio station Kiss 108
by Shopaholic0110 June 24, 2006
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Uptown Haze

Cannibis you buy in Uptown Manhattan that will have you on your way back home dumber than a motherfucker.
Damn, that Uptown Haze has me stunned.
by 420Dude December 15, 2008
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uptown

A tasty drink made of 50% sweet tea and 50% lemonade usually sold in soul food restaurants of NewYork.

However this drink is sometimes called a half and half, sour tea, and it is marketed by Arizona brewing company under the name "Arnold Palmer".
It was 96 degrees outside so I went over the 87th street to buy myself an uptown.
by golfinlaxer July 2, 2010
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Uptown Motors Car

A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.
Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.

Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
by fraud fighter May 17, 2011
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