The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.
While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
Sane person: I lost the game :{
Sane person: I lost the game :{
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Get the Federal Unemployment Tax Act mug.A paradoxical state of such extreme inactivity that it starts to look like productivity. The person isn't busy—they're just so deep in an unemployed lifestyle (sleeping at 5PM, gooning at 3AM, forgetting what day it is) that they appear unreachable, booked, or on some mysterious grind. Unlike regular “unemployed” behavior (watching TikToks, sending memes, knowing slang like “ikiab” or “sybau”), circular unemployment is so advanced that even that stops. They disappear from socials, leave messages on read, and miss every trend—not because they’re working, but because they’re doing absolutely nothing.
The term “circular” refers to how inactivity loops around and mimics busyness. You think they’re slammed with life, but really they’re just lying in bed, completely detached from time, people, and pop culture.
Symptoms include:
– Ignoring texts for days
– Sending “just woke up” at 6PM
– Not knowing any viral trends
– Appearing mysterious or “deep” while actually gooning
– Social invisibility despite being online 24/7
The term “circular” refers to how inactivity loops around and mimics busyness. You think they’re slammed with life, but really they’re just lying in bed, completely detached from time, people, and pop culture.
Symptoms include:
– Ignoring texts for days
– Sending “just woke up” at 6PM
– Not knowing any viral trends
– Appearing mysterious or “deep” while actually gooning
– Social invisibility despite being online 24/7
“They haven’t replied in three days, but they also haven’t seen a single TikTok trend all week – classic case of circular unemployment.”
"Bro I thought he had an internship or something—turns out he’s just in full circular unemployment."
"Bro I thought he had an internship or something—turns out he’s just in full circular unemployment."
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My brother is an example of psychological unemployment: he is currently applying for a job as a video game barista.
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Get the funemployment mug.The Portland, Oregon based podcast hosted by Greg Nibler and Sarah X. Dillon. Daily podcast on iTunes, or funemploymentradio.com. Topics range from daily life to "Ball Talk"
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She updated her resume and applied to a couple of jobs online, but truth be told Jayne was in no hurry to brush her teeth before noon.
"I'm on FUnEMPLOYMENT, Bitches! Besides...I can't afford the toothpaste right now anyway..."
"I'm on FUnEMPLOYMENT, Bitches! Besides...I can't afford the toothpaste right now anyway..."
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