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Cone of Uncertainty

That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.
"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."
by BGDTootSweet August 29, 2011
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Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.
(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
by sir twiggles May 5, 2007
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Internet Uncertainty Principle

As it becomes widely known that a particular search returns few or no hits, that will cease to be the case.

A take on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, it really is more closely related to the Observer Effect but due to conflation of these terms (and having been coined already on many sites) it is known as Internet Uncertainty Principle.. Tho really, Internet Observer Effect is a much better imo >_>
huh? this quote i found online says that googling for absolute+zero+lesbians yields 0 results, but i get several hundred... what gives????
The answer is Internet Uncertainty Principle
by erroris November 1, 2008
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uhmerica

it's dogshit spackled in a fag's ass and force fed to you
this whole damn cuntree uhmerica and everyone in it sucks fag asshole dogshit thru a straw

especially the govt and almost the entire population
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uncertain disbelief

The words to use when your are unsure whether that you do not believe something.
Im not sure if i believe danny's story . now im full of uncertain disbelief
by Tom Hollingsworth July 11, 2011
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Gender Uncertainty Principle

A large mass of gay, L, and a smaller, yet more concentrated one, C, will always cancel out the straightness of any 2 heterosexuals, J and G, within 50 feet of the affected homo area.
Based on evidence provided by the Gender Uncertainty Principle, those gay dudes over there are more gay than we are straight, as proven in this formula : LC > JG.
by Awesumness February 12, 2007
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ulcercholitis

If your name is Dax Pataki on an inversion table; face turns to the color of Tabasco sauce causing the ulcer to flair up leading to the intestines to seep out of all the pores on the body.
I just went to my dermatologist holding my intestines in my hands and she asked if I was Dax Pataki with ulcercholitis.
by Daximus Patakimus June 17, 2008
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