Turtle Head

When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell

Guys shouldn't wear spandex pants, no broad thinks turtle head is hot

by The Big Topper June 14, 2010

Turtle Head

When you moon someone and do a fart and a piece of shit sticks out then pops back.

Turtle Head

by Teadrinker May 29, 2009

turtle head

Pooop at peaking out of my ass to see you

Whats a four letter word that rhymes with shit? It's just shit

Shit rhymes with Shit

by Robert February 25, 2004

turtle head

Turtle head looks like a dick

Every males have a turtle head.

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 16, 2008

Turtle Heads

Little tiny turds that are relevent to dingel berrys but they don't cling on to your ass, instead they fall from it when you pinch little turds out.

Mom, if i shit in the shower is that still the same as shitting in my pants?

Yes

by Sam Barron January 28, 2005

Turtle Heading

When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.

Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!

by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017

turtle head

poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face

Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head

by princelessbelle January 20, 2004