When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell
by The Big Topper June 11, 2010
Turtle Head
by Teadrinker May 21, 2009
by Robert February 25, 2004
by SandaimeSpaceMan February 16, 2008
Little tiny turds that are relevent to dingel berrys but they don't cling on to your ass, instead they fall from it when you pinch little turds out.
by Sam Barron January 28, 2005
When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.
Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!
by Paytonglaser April 13, 2017
poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face
Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head
by princelessbelle January 21, 2004