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turtle-head

Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.
"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"
by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020
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Turtle head

When you have the urge to shove a head into a small crevice
Hey! Billy is being a turtle head. He is trying to shove his head into her butthole
by Tyler.com August 13, 2022
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turtle head

When you have to take a mad dump and the shit is starting to almost protrude out your anus
Friend : hey bud are u okay

You: No I have a turtle head poking out
by CanadianComputerGuy December 2, 2025
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turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.
by Tommy November 19, 2003
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Turtle head graffiti

another way of saying "skid marks". "Turtle head poking out" often refereed to as Needing to take a dump so bad that a lil pokes out. "Graffiti" represents the skid marks in one underwear via "turtle head".
Looks like you tagged your gonch with turtle head graffiti.
by Ian Purvis June 30, 2011
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turtle head poking out

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself
by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017
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turtle head poking

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head
by Rhino hard August 10, 2016
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