Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.

Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.

by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021

Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023

turrtle neck

Turrtle Neck -Suspending a turd as it exits ones rectum to prevent release.

Turrtle Neck-"i had sushi during my date yesterday , and the whole time a was turtle necking cause of that shit"

by Peter Mc Turrtle Neck November 8, 2007

Turkle Neck

1.) When your skin on your neck wrinkles and hangs so low, it forms a permanent and self made turtle neck, like a turkey neck.
2.) another word for an uncircumcised penis

She is so beautiful, but she really needs to lose her turkle neck!

by awheeler15 January 28, 2018

Turtleneck Butt

Something you Googled after watching Big Mouth Season 4 Episode 3

Andrew: "According to WebMD I have turtleneck butt.

by This is what you get December 17, 2020

turtleneck butt

When you go a month without pooping, and the turd is so huge it stretches you hole so far that afterwards it hangs down loose like the collar of a turtleneck sweater.

I went to camp and couldn't poop for a month. When i finally did, it stretched my asshole out so badly now I've got turtleneck butt.

by TenhoSede December 7, 2020

Turtleneck Sweater

(n.) A strategically designed sweater that has a piece of fabric at the top which hugs fabric completely around the neck. Mostly worn more recently by snobby artists (usually accompanied by a beret also black) or mom's over 35. However, the sweater originated to solve an age old problem of hiding hickeys. The neck is one of the most common places for visible hickeys to appear after a passionate make out session. The next day when you have to have dinner with you parents (or maybe even grandparents!) the hickey will make them think you are some kind of sex fiend. A fashion designer had this problem and after realizing all of their scarves were dirty (don't ask, that is more sex fiend stuff) quickly sewed extra fabric on top of an old sweater to completely conceal around the neck and thus the hickeys. Now men and women can wear hickeys around their families and everyone will think they just have no fashion sense.

Girl: "Tomorrow I have to spend Christmas visiting relatives."

Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"

Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"

by Kangarilla September 30, 2014