Turlet

Toilet, the john, the crapper

I can't seem to get away from the turlet today.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

Carpal Turrets

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.

They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

by Adam12 [FOH] May 5, 2010

turred

The feeling of sleepiness.
Being tired.

I stayed up late last night. I'm turred.

by Bob Danish March 10, 2008

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.

When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".

by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015

turket

A cross between a turkey and a typo.

I enjoy turket. Oops, I meant to type turkey.

by uncle slumberpokeya March 31, 2009

Tourrets Guy

A man named Danny who pretends to have tourrets. He yells cuss words everywhere and is a comedian.

Son: Dad!

Tourrets guy: Fuck you kid you're a dick!!!

by Tourrets Guy March 13, 2011

Keyboard Turrets

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

by potatopancake October 4, 2009