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A Forum Funny, and all round nice guy...(I think!)
Here's looking at you Turksmeister
by Gen. Motors July 16, 2003
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Turkish Bayonet

when you shit on your dick and cut it off and shove it up your ass
alex is into some weird shit. i heard his last act was the turkish bayonet.
by dean bean machine April 5, 2020
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Turkish Rodeo

While screwing a girl doggy style (traditionally through the Tradesman's Entrance, but vaginal penetration can be an unofficial variation), the male takes hold of the girl's hair (like a horse's mane, or saddle reins) and proceeds to shout out the name of the girl's sister (or best friend) in mid-thrust. The male then grips the hair even tighter and sees if he can hold onto the subsequent bull ride for 8 seconds.
While Randy was banging the crap out of Sonya from behind, he shouted out Sonya's sister's name, Claudine, in mid-thrust. Sonya fell into a blind rage, thrashing about the bed like a wild bull, and Randy held on for dear life, like a Turkish Rodeo rider.
by Huard September 10, 2008
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Turkish Back Rub

A massage performed by a man to another person in which the massager stabs and or presses his erect member against the back and or buttock of the massage reciver. Certain styles also involve heavy, wet breathing at close range on the back of the neck.
I asked coach Pooder for a massage before the big game, but he gave me a Turkish back rub insted
by Raheru October 8, 2008
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Turkish Cinnamon roll

Amidst sexual intercourse, a man proceeds to shit on a woman's bare chest, then busts his load all over the heaping pile. Afterwards, the man swirls his johnson around in a disgusting manner, hence symbolizing the icing on a cinnamon roll.
Man! It sure is a shame I got hepatitis after giving Cheri that Turkish Cinnamon Roll last night.
by Assmaster Alfonz October 8, 2011
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Turkish Snowcone

The act of masterbating and letting the cum bubble up like a volcanoe into your fist and making a girl lick or suck it out of your hand like a snowcone
by cottonwood January 5, 2006
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Tarkus

1971 Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album
by Alex March 26, 2003
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