Turhan

Turhan is the sweetest and cutest person ever to exist :D

You are very much like Turhan

by malloryyyy April 10, 2021

Turban

A headscarf that can be worn in multiple different ways, popularized by yeat

Person 1: What the fuck are you wearing
Person 2: This my lüh turban twizz
Person 1: It looks stupid asf take it off
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you not my twizzy on lüh smünkem *shoots person 1 while listening to Talk 2 God*

by yëat >> April 2, 2022

urban turban

a shirt half-folded and wrapped around your head

mowed the lawn today, so i rocked the urban turban - you know

by warhungry May 31, 2010

turbanista

a fashionista who rocks a turban. especially prada's 2007 satin turban.

nyc fashion week brought out all the turbanistas.

by the ue December 24, 2008

turkalepsy

The sleepy feeling you get after thanksgiving dinner.

Turkalepsy makes everyone fall asleep in the living room when Thanksgiving dinner is done.

by DragonflyHeather October 12, 2009

turban burp

the sound when ahkmeed takes off his head wrap, turban burp

shiii dog did you smell ahkmeed’s turban burp? smelled like fromunda cheez

by bigdaddyhottnutts October 3, 2018

tuskaneer

Man who knows EVERYTHING. An absolute intellectual with no need for a woman in his life. Not even gay, just smart. Completely independent you’d probably envy him. Rly attractive even though he probably would give you herpes. But this is only because he sleeps around by getting the most gorgeous girls with his looks. That totally contradicted itself, but tuskaneers are like that.

Ben Shapiro: ugh my wife won’t sleep with me!
Tuskaneer: Lol rly I just piped her last night.
Ben: wtf man I though we were friends!
Tuskaneer: Whatever, I’m totally independent. Got her with my smarts. 7.5/10 body.

by deadbeatdad#3 November 4, 2020