A Tucson Toilet Toledo is where you take your penis and continue to put it up your butthole. Once it’s reached maximum capacity, push out as hard as you can to poop out your own penis
Man I can’t wait to do a Tucson Toilet Toledo in the gas station bathroom.
1. Tucson Butterfly Vitamin: To wear a snazzy suit, while wearing a hat sideways with a girl named Natalie on the bed. Is most often called TBV for short, because saying it the long way is too obscure. TBV's happen very rarely in a person's life, but when it does happen, you immediately create a term on Urban Dictionary to immortalize it.
2. Tucson Butterfly Vitamins: (Plural)The term for what you get when you smear deodorant on your nuts.
"Boy you look very TucsonButterfly Vitamin!" says a Natalie on a bed who would prefer to say TBV but can't because Urban Dictionary requires her to say it full length resulting in her losing cool points from her friends.
Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.
Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!