tucson beefqueef

A hot fart related to a cum bubble that is trappped in a girls vagina after a good pounding from sex.

Man I plowed that girl so hard from behind last night and left her pussy with a tucson beefqueef.

by Sav dav March 4, 2023

Tucson Digestive Abortion

Throat fuck a pregnant girl until she vomits all over your dick. Then proceed to use it as lube and get it all up in that uterus. Also known as TDA.

We forgot to use a condom last night and so we had to pull a Tucson Digestive Abortion.

by squanto6969 April 7, 2009

Tucson Extremist

Noun- Someone who hates the government, and actually decides to do something about it. An anarchist with tucson syndrome.

Jared Lee Laughner is the Tucson Extremist.

by Thelordofpi January 13, 2011

Tucson toilet Toledo

A Tucson Toilet Toledo is where you take your penis and continue to put it up your butthole. Once it’s reached maximum capacity, push out as hard as you can to poop out your own penis

Man I can’t wait to do a Tucson Toilet Toledo in the gas station bathroom.

by Thereaderboil January 13, 2020

Tucson Butterfly Vitamin

1. Tucson Butterfly Vitamin: To wear a snazzy suit, while wearing a hat sideways with a girl named Natalie on the bed. Is most often called TBV for short, because saying it the long way is too obscure. TBV's happen very rarely in a person's life, but when it does happen, you immediately create a term on Urban Dictionary to immortalize it.

2. Tucson Butterfly Vitamins: (Plural)The term for what you get when you smear deodorant on your nuts.

"Boy you look very Tucson Butterfly Vitamin!" says a Natalie on a bed who would prefer to say TBV but can't because Urban Dictionary requires her to say it full length resulting in her losing cool points from her friends.

by Bob barker's younger brother December 29, 2007

Tucson Double-Tap

Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.

Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!

by Gaysofthunder69 March 6, 2020

tucson peggy

The sexual act of inserting a cactus into an orifice, for pleasure.

Friday night, my wife and I tried something new, called a Tucson Peggy, we didn't realize the cactus was poisonous.

by lostpl8 April 18, 2023