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Chinese Tabletop

The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.
Dude Chinese tabletops are so much more disgusting than two girls one cup.
by Ra'':aquel May 26, 2008
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turlet eel

a long skinny turd that wraps around the inside of the turlet bowl.
I just dropped a turlet eel so long it made a 360 around the bowl. There was no room left for turlet paper.
by hamburgerhat December 21, 2006
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noassatall tablets

The medicine that a woman with a flat ass takes. No-ass-at-all.
I see that Paris Hilton is still taking her noassatall tablets.
by Kenneth Brown August 24, 2006
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fujitsu tablet

the fujitsu tablet is the worst piece of computer ever created. the pen or "stylist" if you will never works and the touch screen technology is archaic. genuinely the worst and most un user friendly laptop ever.
hows your laptop?

awful, its a fujitsu tablet

true bro
by mcbiddy14 October 13, 2011
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Tuble

"Go tuble 'Bass-o-matic'"
by Dimed A. September 13, 2011
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tabletpc

Noun. A notebook PC that lets a user flip the screen around and lay it down on the keyboard so they can use a pen to navigate about the computer's GUI and write or take notes directly on the screen using their own handwriting.
I just bought the Toshiba Portege Tablet PC. It's okay, but I wish it had a Centrino Bundle at 2.0Ghz instead of a crappy Pentium 3 at 1.33ghz. And 802.11G. And 4 USB2.0 ports instead of 2. and I want it to be half as thin. And weigh half as much. Is that asking too much?
by Aaron September 13, 2003
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Tabletubby

The act of walking around with an iPad or similar tablet partially tucked down the front of your pants so that you can listen to videos on Youtube via headphones while doing housework or chores. The result is that you have a video emanating from your abdominal area.
My house was a mess and my iPod was dead, so i stuck my tablet down my pants and began to Tabletubby The Atheist Experience on Youtube until everything was sparkling.
by heyufck December 30, 2012
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