Tristen

A person who is often called Intristen. He is somewhat good at fortnite. Also, a tristen likes to run a lot.

Oh look, he is such a Tristen

by Kendrick Kumar June 10, 2018

Tristen

A tristen is a great writer, artist and everything. Even if he doesn't think so. He is perfect and an angel. He is perfect. His writing is always sad but, beautiful and he needs more respect.

Wow tristen is the best boyfriend xD

Damn tristen is so hot.

by Melxncholy January 9, 2021

Tristen

A Tristen, has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too. If you hate this delectable woman you only hate her out of pure peanut butter jealousy. If you are friends with a Tristen count yourself super lucky and hold on to her because she is definitely a keeper.

Woah man did you see that babe? She's gotta be a Tristen.

by majunior February 11, 2017

Tristen

Gullible, someone who will constantly look up, looking for words on the ceiling that aren't there.

god you're such a Tristen

by Hoopdog20 December 14, 2011

Tristen

A sexualy confused and frusterated woman that is a scanvenger and has a deep love for her pet cat, Maria. She lives in the ghetto hoods, of large towns with worthless people in it. She enjoys ectasy and shoving water bottles up her vagina. Her nipples look like burgers and she cannot afford food for her seven kids. She dates little boys for their money and leaves them with butt aids, because she is a vagina virgin fo life. Only her ears and butt may penetrated. Stay away from this nasty motha fucker.

A tristen walked up to me and I busted my nut in her eye

by honkeyinamerica September 6, 2011

tristen

A self proclaimed Call of Duty god. Usually gets good stats but they are quite misleading. He blames his teammates for their "poor" performance. Although he gets upset with his teammates, he claims he is just trying to help them get better, but its pretty clear that he only does such for his own benefit. A very selfish respawn player, disagrees with everyone in search and destroy, and rarely plays the objective. Deep in the world of tristen, nobody has any gunskill and everyone is under eighteen years of age. Isn't a very smart player and always asks why you would challenge that. Tristens have very skinny heads, are extremely white, and in the latter half of the height scale. Tristens like to pick fights with people that are on his side. You can agree with him and he will still disagree somehow. However, tristens can be fun to hang around if you like to mess with random girls on Kik messenger. He always can think of something funny to say to them. Tristens are overall good people outside the call of duty world.

Random Call of Duty player: Hey guise I got th...
Tristen: Shut the fuck up trashy (censored) kid your bad you have no gunskill and I'm a (censored) GOD.
Random Call of Duty player to friend: Did you hear that guy in that lobby? What a Tristen.
Random Call fo Duty player's friend: Yeah Tristens are like that.

by IIllIlIllIllIllI September 1, 2014

Tristeon

Usually the suave handsome light skinned black guy. Generally is athletic & excels at sports. He's very intelligent. He's a ladies man and is a master pleaser in bed. Depending on his last name he gets the best interviews because companies think he's a white guy. Once he lands the job he's typically successful in whatever line of business he works in. Definitely Husband material. His ex girlfriends parents still ask about him and remind their daughters of their failure for not marrying him. He's a great friend and always is there for his people. He's family oriented and generally a mamas Boy.

Girl I'm tired of dating losers when will I find a Tristeon to get married and make beautiful babies.

by Urban Cliff Notes December 22, 2016