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trucker clock

Generally, a trucker clock is what a male, long-haul truck driver calls his penis. The trucker clock dictates (sorry) what time of day it is.
"My trucker clock says it's time to stop and take a leak. so it must be break-time!"
by Lucifer's Chiropractor May 21, 2006
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Mini Trucker

An individual who's soul purpose in life is to build the sickest lowrider mini truck ever and drag the hell out of the frame rails so that sparks illuminate the night.
Yo, that mini trucker has a sweet truck, drag that shit.
by Tyler Humphries September 24, 2007
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tracker jacker

Genetically altered wasps that are coded to attack anyone or anything that disturbs their living. When they make that person a target, they will follow their target until they are stung. Stings from the tracker jacker are extremely painful and cause serious hallucinations. In extreme cases, it cause death. Tracker jacker venom can also be used to hijack a person's memories. The venom creates hallucinations upon the memory and the memory is then seen differently by the person. From The Hunger Games
I can't believe the Capitol used tracker jacker venom on Peeta!!

How did Katniss survive those painful tracker jacker stings?
by HungerGamesLuver November 11, 2012
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Trucker

Someone who drives an eighteen wheeler as a living. Often sterotyped as an awful driver, stupid, and addicted to god awful country music. They never seem to get full credit for delivering goods. The media also seems to blame accidents on them, when they are either A) Not involved with it, or B) not the cause of it, but a stupid fourwheeler, who cut in front of them. Also unfair laws, such as CARB and anti-idle, cost them money.

To all the stupid morons who spent 5 minutes plus dissing them: Like your computer? Like wiping your stupid ass with toliet paper? Like driving your car? Then appericate truck drivers, their the reason that stuff got where it is.
Exp 1.
Random guy: Stupid trucker, almost ran me over in my little shit box car.
Me: are you sure it wasn't your stupidity for cutting in front of him, that caused this?
Exp. 2.
"A trucker is blamed for the accident, despite the fact that the car cut in front of them." Maybeline Newspaper.
Exp 3.
CARB effing sucks.
by Numbah 36 April 27, 2008
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Trucker War

The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.
Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...
by YAWA May 18, 2019
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Truckers truffle

There's a truckers truffle in that service station toilet bowl.
by Popshed September 17, 2016
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American trucker

A technique of male masturbution, normally when the guy puts his hand on his dick when he's hard then moves his hand up and down rapidly until he cums
Dude I was so horny last nite, my bitch gave me an American trucker
by Mother fucker jones January 6, 2013
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