tosser 

V. Tosser, one who tosses an object or thing. Most commonly implied as an insulate in Britain for one who masturbates, similar to the American slang word “jerk”

Also see wanker

"Jerry, toss me the ball"

"Oh Jerry you are a tosser

tosser by Lucy May 29, 2003

Tosser 

A word used to describe an unsavory, contemptible person. Can also refer to the temporary actions of someone. Tosser is much the same as wanker but doesn't necessarily have to refer to the literal meaning of one who masturbates. Similar but more of a cousin to asshole.

"I hope Vicktor doesn't come tonight, he is a right tosser when he drinks"

"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"

Tosser by Kall- April 5, 2008

tosser 

An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!

"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"

tosser by The Z man January 21, 2006

tosser 

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

tosser by martin November 12, 2003

tosser 

(esp. Australia) Someone who can't hold his liquor.

That's the third time he's puked at one of my parties... And he didn't even mix liquors, he's just a tosser.

tosser by garadiavolo December 15, 2006

Tosser 

knobhead

someone who thinks he knows everything but knows jack shit

Tosser by i am the 1 September 15, 2003

tosser 

A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.

Dave doesn't recycle his empties, what a tosser.

tosser by Pedro Mackenzie April 4, 2009