tosser

English insult.
Implies that the person masturbates excessively. Also see Wanker.

Hi I'm a Townie.

Tosser.

by Danny Romer March 24, 2003

tosser

Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.

eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.

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by Anonymous March 18, 2003

tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.

by jane August 13, 2003

A - Tosser

a tosser is similar to a wanker, well, its really exactly the same. tossing and wanking are both different words for masterbation. if you dont know what any of those words mean, dont use them.

you're such a tosser jimmy

by king_jimmy September 16, 2005

tosser

another way to say wanker.

Man City supporters are all tossers.

by International Bad Boy August 20, 2004

tosser

used as an insult, calling someone a tosser is calling them 'an absolute retard'

Shut up you tosser!

by 1inABillion April 5, 2015

tosser

Russian President Putin. Means a jerk off in American English. Also, British slang for male masturbation.

"Putin really is a tosser." Henry Smith, MP

by Pink Partner September 7, 2013