Topshop

The worst shop on the high street.
you get dirty looks for even walking past. ridiculously expensive and their clothes are actually very very poor quality.

"OMG I LOVE TOPSHOP..." - "Ha, okay..."

by pandoraMANNEQUIN August 3, 2007

topshop

Getting superior head from a fashion-forward bitch

Jose: Yo Pip what happened with that victoria secret model?
Pip: She wasnt down to fuck but she give me topshop

by super master splinter September 7, 2013

tosch

The god of ass eating and of making a female soaking wet.

That man there is a tosch

by Tosch March 1, 2018

Topshit

Merchandise and items usually sold in Topshop

They're having a sale to get rid of the topshit.

by The_B December 28, 2007

Tonsch

a.) See "tonsch"

b.) Deragotory name for a male receptionist incapable of relaying a message.

Get off my tonsch!

I'll show you the shape of my tonsch

by Dexter McNerdy March 31, 2009

topshelfworth

An individual who defines their self worth by getting drunk on single malt scotch.

A single male orders top shelf spirits in a bar to comphensate for a lack of female companionship illustrating his topshelfworth.

by jkentos February 14, 2009

Totschma

Pc-Gamer, Overwatch, CSGO etc.

Totschma is the best OW and CS player EU Kappa :^)

by Totschma January 3, 2017