topless shock syndrome

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

Toothy Toppy

When a female overestimates her neck game and scrapes her teeth against your shaft during a blowjob.

Alternate; when a girl uses too much teeth.

Friend: Yo, I was helping Jessica study for her math test, and next thing I know she was about to give me neck.

Other friend: So? Does Jessica give that sloppy toppy?
Friend: Nah bro, all she’s got is toothy toppy. Still came tho.

Other friend: Nice...

by UltimateGooby April 21, 2019

Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.

Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

topless

wearing nothing above the waist, usually said of a woman

The Police arrested a young woman who went topless as a protest aginst the new law.

by Light Joker March 11, 2006

Sloppy Toppy

A common phrase used in Texas as a greeting.

"Hello! Welcome. Can I give you a sloppy toppy on this fine morning?"

by 6nodder6 July 15, 2020

double toppy

Two people taking turns giving a guy some head

Yo, I gave these two girls some bomb ass head and in return they gave me some double toppy

by Bloo sparkle October 1, 2017

Tooly

Process of annoying and or irritating a person or persons.
Commonly used in internet gaming where consequences rarely apply as in RL. Originally created through using exploits on the game Counter-Strike including team killing, blocking people, insulting, clicky clicky (Emptying a weapon of all ammunition and repeatedly tapping fire)and other such annoyances (too many to list). Tooly is constantly evolving and varies from game to game depending on limitations.

"Let's do some tooly"
"I was tooled"
"Lol we tooled him nicely"
"I just don't find tooly funny that's all"
"FFS Stop blocking me!"

by Barry Ecclescake December 23, 2005