dirty topher

To fuck someone's throat whilst hanging from a pull-up bar, or another high-hanging object.

While doing naked pull-ups the other day, my girlfriend walked face-first into my erect penis, so I proceeded to give her a DIRTY TOPHER

by TGsr918 June 07, 2020

topher joe

Topher Joe is short for Christopher Joseph.

The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.

Topher Joe is also known as Christopher Joseph.

by Cherry Lynn December 08, 2012

Topher Grace

The worst Venom ever

Topher Grace sucked as Venom.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 31, 2022

Topher Syndrome

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.

Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.

by WittyWeasel January 04, 2023

Topher Grace

An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.

Justin Long is such a Topher Grace.

by Panda Amry September 10, 2009

Topher's Gyatt Syndrome

when anyone or anything has a long, round, chunky fat ass while wearing baggy clothing.

Edd: *Walking by*
Stalin: *Blushing* He has some severe topher's gyatt syndrome
bob: yep right?

by elephant666 December 31, 2023

topher

topher is a fabulous and terrifying creature . he is not to be messed with. he is the future. everyone will bow to topher one day. 👹

1. “YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM ..MY NAMES TOPHER”

2. “ALL HAIL LORD TOPHER”

by yallknowtopher January 06, 2023