toot

Another word for fart.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.

by SiliconHero April 24, 2003

tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

by Chris December 1, 2004

toot

sniff heroine, coke, crushed up pills - oc,coke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat

Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!

by BiGr March 3, 2005

tooted

a more pleasant way to state that you have farted

OOps I'm sorry, I tooted. :

by Miss Quintana October 1, 2007

toot

geordie word for cocaine

giz a line of toot

by geordie October 24, 2003

toot

Something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. Trash, rubbish, crap. Pronounced to rhyme with "put".

I went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.

by veghead July 3, 2009

toot

a short, sharp sound made by a horn, trumpet, or similar instrument.
"an accidental toot from the saxophonist"

a snort of a drug, especially cocaine.
"he still likes a toot"

by top 10 funny females April 29, 2022