toot

Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.
by SiliconHero April 24, 2003
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tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world
Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!
by Chris December 02, 2004
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toot

sniff heroine, coke, crushed up pills - oc,coke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat
Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!
by BiGr March 03, 2005
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tooted

a more pleasant way to state that you have farted
by Miss Quintana September 16, 2007
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toot

giz a line of toot
by geordie October 24, 2003
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toot

Something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. Trash, rubbish, crap. Pronounced to rhyme with "put".
I went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.
by veghead July 04, 2009
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toot

a short, sharp sound made by a horn, trumpet, or similar instrument.
"an accidental toot from the saxophonist"
a snort of a drug, especially cocaine.
"he still likes a toot"
by top 10 funny females April 29, 2022
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