Tomfoolery

The final stage of fun. Fun leads to horseplay. Horseplay is a gateway to roughhousing. Roughhousing leads to tomfoolery. Get your children vaccinated from fun today by injecting them with the plauge. This will surely protect them from enjoying themselves. #EndTomFoolery

Oh no, my child has contracted tomfoolery!

by RancidMilk42 May 8, 2018

Tooootadddla

It is a tool for a meth head to use to smoke their shit

Hey you got the tooootadddla ?!

by Mj&Check January 13, 2021

Tomfoolerous

The act of committing tomfoolery to the point that thou shall be banished to the underworld

This Brotha is approaching the snow bunnies this is some tomfoolerous behavior

by Way of Wudan November 9, 2022

Tomfoonery

Tyler Schmidt doing a no good goofalicious activity causing a ruckus

Tyler was a real tomfoonery yesteryear

by OleCanoli May 1, 2023

Does it snow in Toowoomba?

An Australian euphemism for asking if someone suffers from dandruff.

Towomba is a highland and so people in Brisbane use the phrase as a euphemism for whether someone has dandruff on their head.

Person one: Something's not right with his hair.

Person two: Does it snow in Toowoomba?

by Towombaman February 28, 2022

Toowoomba porridge

The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.

What are you having for breakfast mate?

Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.

You're fucked cunt.

by GoonsackGus October 31, 2018

tofood

phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu

My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.

by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003