Toobin

Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen

The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.

by Moonstanders October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you get caught jacking off during a Zoom call.

On today's Zoom call "election stimulation" we overserved our team member Jeffrey pulling a Toobin. He claimed his "big guy" was pulling a little to far left and he was working hard to straighten it before the election.

by Dick Champion October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating diring a Zoom Meeting.

"That meeting was so boring, I was TOOBIN the whole time."

by Doginthemirror October 24, 2020

Toobin

When you expose yourself on a video call.

Please refrain from Toobin while chatting with colleagues on a video conference.

by SEAZD October 19, 2020

toobin'

Jerking off whilst on a Zoom call.

"Did you hear about Jeffrey? He was caught toobin' last week."

by RamDamThankYouMaam October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)

SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.

Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."

Whew, what a joke!

"OMG, WTF are you DOING!?"
"I'm Toobin here, do you mind?"

by Lope Status October 19, 2020

Toobin'

Toobin' is the act of inadvertently exposing one's genitals and mastubating during a Zoom session when one mistakenly believes that the screen is muted and not visible to other participants.

The act of being seen by colleagues on a Zoom session engaging in an act of self-pleasure. He claimed that he began Toobin', but was unaware that he was still connected to the online video conference.

by wbvr3 October 20, 2020