Someone who's being a dick on a video conference, particularly when they refuse to take responsibility for their behaviour.
by fabulogue October 19, 2020
When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)
SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.
Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."
Whew, what a joke!
SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.
Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."
Whew, what a joke!
by Lope Status October 19, 2020
Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.
"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"
"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"
"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"
"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"
"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"
by VileBoy October 20, 2020
Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.
by Defortis October 20, 2020
1. Verb. Any nonconsensual indecent exposure through a live virtual meeting, usually with multiple people.
2. Noun. Genitals, exposed through a virtual meeting with one or more people, often in a negative context but not always.
2. Noun. Genitals, exposed through a virtual meeting with one or more people, often in a negative context but not always.
by MyFirtUsernsmWasTaken November 12, 2020
Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,
kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!
kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!
by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020