Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016

Tomer moment

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid

Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...

by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021

Tomer moment

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement

Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment

by pogge5 February 19, 2021

Pasta Tolerance Treshold

Indicates for how many successive days you can live on pasta (plain or with something) without turning grumpy. Especially important when you are a poor student. If you are beyond your pasta tolerance treshold (PTT) you might want to switch to rice, polenta, potatoes etc. for a few days until you reach, for example, your rice tolerance treshold (RTT).

"Ey dude, pasta for dinner tonight?"
"No man, I'm really beyond my Pasta Tolerance Treshold. I'm going for rice instead."
"Alright, I see what you mean. Your PTT is not to be messed with!"

by MissJones March 24, 2013

Tonbridge

A town in Kent commonly confused with Tunbridge Wells. Houses a castle, some pubs and a river. And it also welcomes the late Henry Cooper and Kelly Holmes

"Where do you come from?" "Tonbridge." "Tunbridge Wells?" "No, Tonbridge." "Whats the difference?" "About 7 miles and the spelling."

by Posh Birds Do It Best December 30, 2011

Tbonerator

An animal without a pelvis, informally known as a tbonerator

Hey look! That animal doesnt have a pelvis!
Terry, thats a tbonerator.

by tazor_87777 January 11, 2012

tone deaf

Someone painfully oblivious to social situations and the world at large. Unable to read blatant social cues.

Mayer is so tone deaf he sent fried chicken to vegetarians and asked an atheist his religion. Sigh

by bambiandzac March 30, 2021