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disposable plastic adult toliets

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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keep it together

Also used as its acronym kit, keep it together is a self motiviational phrase to use when things are getting chaotic and you are starting to freak. It is meant to be said repeatedly and very quickly, almost as one word.
"Keep it together, keepittogether, keepittogether...."
by Seanie G August 14, 2007
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clit-together

A get together that consists of all girls. Pretty much the female version of a sausage fest.
Sam: There are no guys here.
Abby: I know. Total clit-together.
by livinglegendwg December 20, 2009
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Put Together

A woman who is dressed professionally and is also stylish can be described as “put together.” A neutral compliment devoid of any sexual overtones.
Have you seen Svetlana today? She’s always so beautiful and put together.
by Oceanvandal1 November 6, 2018
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Go together

A committed relationship between two individuals.
"Aww, yu && Dawn go together now?"
by piiglett. June 15, 2009
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All Together Now

All Together Now is a Beatles song that inspired 4 gay men to audition on America's Got Talent. They danced, went through poles, slapped each other's butts, and had a great time.
Did you see All Together Now?
Yeah it was AWESOME!!!!!
by homies[naomii+fionaa] September 11, 2011
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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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