Toban

The 'Toban'(or 'Toban, 'toban): is a word to describe people from the Canadian province of Manitoba. First popularised in North West Ontario (Mainly Kenora and surrounding areas), it has spread around Canada to describe anyone from Manitoba. “Toban”, usually seen as a inflammatory or insulting remark, is widely used to discuss the negative connotations that many people from Manitoba bring with them. Refer to examples.

While driving "That fucker just cut me off! Stupid tobans!"

While at Haps Person A: "How come I don't recongnise anyone here?"
Person B: "Thats because everyone here is a fucking 'Toban"

While looking at the subpar construction of your new cottage renovation "Those fucking tobans forgot to install exit channels in my pipes! I hate those stupid tobans!"

Seeing anyone drunk, mostly in Kenora, but appiciable anywhere "That guy must be a 'toban"

Witnessing a marine accident on Lake of the Woods "Must be drunk 'tobans again!"

At the rare chance you see a "Friendly Manitoba" license plate anywhere out of the '807' "What the fuck?! Why is there a toban in front of me!?"

While throwing a snowball "Take that, 'Toban!"

When your friend drinks the last beer "Dude, why are you such a 'toban?"

When your girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you "Damn girl, why you such a 'toban?"

by Lyndonroyce December 12, 2008

tobbabite

someone who shows their mouth full of food to you

eww hes such a tobbabite, he always shows his mouth full of food to me

by a.j.ohnson November 2, 2009

Nick Tobat Effect

When one cuts his/her hair and replaces his/her glasses contacts. Similar to Rachel Leigh Cook's character transformation in the 1999 movie She's All That. As a result hotness points are increased exponentially.

If a picture is taken, anyone that has the Nick tobat Effect causes the overall picture and its occupants to have a certain glow, making them all extremely attractive.

Marlon: Dude have you seen Nick? He's dancing with some engaged girl!
Peter: God damn! Its the Nick Tobat Effect in full throttle!

by Retired_bowseat December 2, 2010

Rock 'n' roll tobacco

Weed

Hey man, did you pick up some rock 'n' roll tobacco for the gig?

by Eric Maan December 2, 2009

chewing tobacco

Long pieces of tobacco placed inside of the cheek and gritted with the teeth, creating a juice that is spit out. Popular among baseball players and people of the South

That man just put in a huge pinch of chewing tobacco

by Logan1213 March 16, 2014

tobacco science

"Science" done on behalf of an interest defending it's cash cow from overwhelming credible science that shows it is harmful or detrimental to public benefit in some way.

Science conducted by a cigarette company showing that cigarettes are safe would be "tobacco science".

Another example: Science conducted on behalf of the plastic manufacturing industry showing that BPA is a safe chemical for human consumption, when a wealth of credible independent scientific research shows otherwise

by Jenn1517 March 10, 2011

trinidad and tobago

the best islands in the universe! home to hot guys with accents and beautiful secluded beaches.

i went to trinidad and tobago this summer with my friend.

by booboo July 21, 2003