Something you call anyone that has contracted Genitial warts , so your friends know not to have sex with them
*hot girl walks up*
guy 1: Hey whats up ... by the way this is my friend toad.
guy 2: you son of a bitch
guy 1: HAHAHAHA
hot girl: huh whats toad?
guy 1: Hey whats up ... by the way this is my friend toad.
guy 2: you son of a bitch
guy 1: HAHAHAHA
hot girl: huh whats toad?
by wesley =) November 13, 2006
a noun, commonly used to describe a horndog. derived from the amphibian more commonly known as the horny toad, toad is oftenly used as a noun describing horniness
by jblo February 9, 2007
by obus August 5, 2006
(n) nDMT, n5-Meo-DMT - Psychedelic compounds which occur naturally in hundreds of plants and animals worldwide. The most prominant being Banisteriopsis Cappi, Yopo beans, and certain breeds of tree toad.
"That was some bomb toad."
by meanmidget April 15, 2004
The state of being, resulting from an individual inhibiting one's vehicular departure by placing toads on the hood of their car.
"Dude, last night, my girlfriend was about to leave me without a kiss, so I toaded the shit out of her."
by Monstermac77 May 12, 2011
Ugly girl that has a large neck and overall sqautty body. Demands a male "toad keeper" at all times (night and day) to feed flies, maintain lillypads, and possibly mate. Likes anime and lives a life of a loser.
"Want to hang out tonight?"
"Sure, let's call Dan and see if he wants to come."
"It is no use, he has to watch over toad tonight."
"Toad time..."
"Sure, let's call Dan and see if he wants to come."
"It is no use, he has to watch over toad tonight."
"Toad time..."
by toadhunter May 29, 2008