exists to kill

A term that applies to anyone or anything that kills to only exist and not having a real purpose for such killings.

The only reason this animal is here because it exists to kill.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

Permission To Kill

A Roleplaying rule where you must have permission to kill someone. It's a common rule that Fail-roleplayers somehow don't know exist.
It's quite simple, yet sometime complicated, you have to both imagine a scenario where the person you wish to kill both dies, and lives.
To ask someone you just say Permission to kill? or PTK?.

Example 1:
Person 1: |:| I lowered my pistol to aim at your head, then I ready my finger on the trigger. Permission To Kill? |:|
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: |:| I pull the trigger back. A gunshot echoed through the empty building. |:|
Person 2: |:| As he laid there with a bleeding hole in his head. This would be the end of his story. |:|

Example 2:
Person 1: |:| I lowered my pistol to aim at your head, then I ready my finger on the trigger. Permission To Kill? |:|
Person 2: No.
Person 1: |:| After a few moments of hesitation, he lowered his pistol. |:|
"Get out of here, I don't want to see you again. Is that clear?"
Person 2: "Y-yes! I-I won't come back anymore!"
Person 1: "Good. Now get."

by The Partygoers! May 9, 2021

i want to kill myself

a phrase to say when youve gone through so much stress, anxiety, trauma, and worry

person 1: i want to kill myself
person 2: dang me too im sorry

by icythesimp February 20, 2023

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

by your best idiot May 23, 2010

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.

Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

by Australium Gold June 10, 2016

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

Dressed to kill

In the early days of organized crime, the most deadly, viscous, and criminal mobsters used to dress in very nice clothes (suits) for uniformity and intimidation purposes. Of course being the mob gangsters they were, they killed a lot of people in their everyday attire of suits and ties.

Example 1

Jim: How do you like my tuxedo for prom tonight??

Jim's father: Well, I'd say that you're dressed to kill son....

Example 2

Jerry: Man, did you see those 2 hitmen in Breaking Bad?

Jeffery: Yeah I did man, they were dressed to kill, yo!!

by Larry Berkshire March 2, 2018