Tiptree

Town in rural Essex. Famous for it's jam factory.

Person1: I'm moving to Tiptree.
Person2: Where?
Person1: Tiptree. As in the Jam?

by lalalarveyoulotslikejellytots July 8, 2011

The Tip-Toe Rule

When two people meet, usually online in an online chat room, and through common hardships, life experiences, witty humor, and intellect fall in love. Both parties are madly in love, but for for one reason or another are afraid of telling the other party. The tip-toe rule is designed to keep one party from saying the words "I love you" at a time when both are emotionally vulnerable and are afraid from falling off an emotion cliff with no bottom. It is believed by respecting this boundary that these two people will be able to build a relationship meant to endure, and last the test of time.

The tip-toe rule is a rule deisgned and created by two people to protect their fragile relationship. Usually a fool-hearty decision because there are no guarantees of a tomorrow.

"Dexter sat down looking longingly at the object of his affection. His own recently jaded heart wanted to tell the woman of his affection that he loved her with all his heart, but was afraid of falling into the abyss from which he could never climb. In fact, in a series of bad comedies, he unknowingly threw himself down into the abyss by abiding by the tip-toe rule. To this day, Dexter has never been able to find his way out."

by Dexter Thorne August 23, 2017

Tokyo Tip Toe

The act of making love anally to someone with your toe and then having them suck the shit from your toe.

i shoved my toe into my wife's sister's ass, and had to Tokyo tip toe to avoid getting caught.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018

Tipton

An extremely gay faggot that looks like the clown from Spawn. Someone that closely resembles a choad. Power hungry. always thinks that his answer is right and that everyone else is wrong. Never will listen to advice given, even if that advice is more plausible than his own. a complete dousche bag.

Dude, you were really fuckin cool, then when you became the supervisor, you totally turned into a Tipton!

by Hunter Greats December 7, 2010

London Tipton

A character from "The Suite Life" series, and one of the most irritating and aggravating characters ever to grace the Disney Channel BEFORE Miley Cyrus followed suit. Reasons? 1.) Brenda Song performs like she believes that she's a comedy Godsend, but in reality, she overacts to great lengths; 2.) She reminds many of the self-absorbed bitch who would make average boy or girl feel worthless, and 3.) She has her own blog on Disney Channel's website, enforcing the sad truth that Disney has become something for up-and-coming ho's.

I would love to shove a sawed-off shotgun up London Tipton's ass so I wouldn't hear that tacky "Yay me!" line again. Honey, sitcoms don't use punchlines any more. Look at "30 Rock", which stars one of the strongest comediennes of all time: Tina Fey.

by mez1985 April 5, 2009

Tittoes Thunderfuck

Making your bitch walk back to her dormitory alone during a thunderstorm, usually resulting in near death and or severe bodily damage.

Guy 1: Yo, I Tittoes Thunderfucked my bitch last night during that storm. She got struck in the vag with a bolt of lightning.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude is she alright?
Guy 1: Yeah, but whenver I insert now I get shocked. Her spicebox is like a fucking electric generator.
Guy 2: Have you tried plugging things into her?
Guy 1: Yeah, I ran out of sockets so she's running the microwave as we speak.

by Barry Mastrocockslap January 11, 2009

Tiptoeing through the tulips

It’s not just a hit song by Tiny Tim, it’s when you insert your toe between the two lips of a woman’s vagina. One can insert the whole toe, or just the tip. May also refer to the lips of the mouth.

When Tiny Tim slips the tip of his toe through Big June’s pussy lips, he is tiptoeing through the tulips.

by ButimDirtyDan March 13, 2022