(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion

by mickdre October 28, 2021

Tion Official

Someone who is retarded so they can earn a living but in reality they suck.

"Hey! Wanna read Tion Official's book?"
"Hell no."

by Pendusoimhg November 29, 2020

E-tion

ONF fashion Leader

Bias ni Rana sa ONF

E-tion is Chang-dol

by MiracleKeuri March 06, 2022

refeck-tion

when you reflect upon an arguement you had with someone and think 'feck, i should have said that!'

started by ruth and paddy on 2fm.

if i had a euro for every refeck-tion i had...

by riffraffriff August 08, 2011

Dirty Tion

Getting into bed with your man whilst wearing freshly shat boxers, proceeding to grab the nearest lampshade, breaking it into small thin rods and leading a duo sounding session leading to large bloody cumshots and a shit smeared mattress.

Dude: “Im horny as fuck right now, bro I'm a freak for real”
Bro: “Ever heard of a Dirty Tion?”

by Madlad6942069420 February 22, 2025

Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.

by Platezz January 25, 2018