Timukizulu

A far away land where men fear to tread. Full of wonder and danger and the unknown, this realm is home to beasts and creatures that rival those of hell itself. No expedition to Timukizulu has ever returned, save for one man, who was severely injured upon escaping. His remains were never found, but evidence of his journey was present, in the documents he left behind. Details of a Yeti-like creature, shaven without fur and having a fierce temper. Also some mention of something called the Jamesernaut, and unknown creature of never before seen by living eyes. It has been noted that the Jamesernaut has been seen drinking some kind of intoxicating liquid to the point of displaying highly irrational behavior. This in turn increases its hostility towards outside influences and anything caught in its immediate radius is killed. Other creatures have been sighted with the Jamesernaut, including the Pau Pau, a highly intelligent and morally numb being that should be treated with the utmost caution. Studies indicated that the Pau Pau likes to kill its prey at night while they sleep, but has been noted to engage in open combat, usually after consuming the same liquid as the Jamesernaut. This land is anything but friendly, and travelers beware the land.... of Timukizulu.

"Don't go in there, that's Timukizulu!"

"This guy went to Timukizulu once, and only his fingers came back.....skinless."

"Chuck Norris got his ass kicked in Timukizulu."

"Time stands still in Timukizulu, because its afraid if it moves something will eat it."

by the man from Timukizulu August 25, 2009

Tims Rumpelkammer

Tims Rumpelkammer, is a members-only private club originally set up by and for Colognes upper-class men in the 18th century, and popularised by upper middle-classmen and women in the late 19th century and early 20th century. Today, the club is more accommodating about the social status of their members. Many canditates outside cologne have tried to get into this legendary club, most of them failed to ever get a glimse of the inside.

Tims Rumpelkammer, the private Club steeped in Legend

by international nightlife April 16, 2018

Timsa

People named timsa are the best people alive on this planet. The uniqueness in their name brings about their character. They have one of the purest Hearts and souls. Having a timsa in your life is a true blessing. They are one of the best person you can have as your friend/girlfriend. You will be truly happy in life. They are very caring and sensitive and can be extremely annoying and whiny. Never do them wrong or they can do a complete 180 on you. You treat them right they treat You even better!

She whines so much. Yeah she is such a timsa

by Ruchika.banerjee February 20, 2019

Timekeeper Cookie

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.

You’re such a timekeeper cookie!

by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

timson

genius, omnipotent, godly, supreme, uber, the one and only, best of the best from the east to the west, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega, the chosen one

timson is better than Cons.
timson owns all.
timson.

by iitimsonii September 26, 2003

Tims Rule

The Rule that if you wear Tims (Timbalands), you will get head at some point during the day.

Nick: Dude, I'm wearing my Tims today.
Alfred: Does your girl know the Tims rule?
Nick: Yeah man, why else do you think I'm wearing Tims?

by We Jerkin February 5, 2010

Tipski

When you play just the tip with your lady friend.

That becky definitely seemed like she was Delta Foxtrot Tango, but she only let him play tipski.

by Jereth Cutestory February 8, 2010