Turd Timer

A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.

I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Timers

Parents or grandparents

Nearly get some fuck yesterday but the timers got home early from dinner

by ImaWreckTangle October 9, 2018

Short Timer

Any person in the military that has a year or less on their contract. Therefore they don't give a flying fuck about their job anymore.

SPC Joe Snuffy: Man i got to wake up and go to pt. Fuck that im going back to bed im a short timer.

by fat bastard child November 17, 2011

Tigered

Knowing that your girlfriend is snooping around on you, checking your cellphone, Facebook, MySpace, e-mail, etc. to find any sign that you might be unfaithful/cheating on her (whether true or otherwise).

I caught my girlfriend hacking in to my Facebook account and looking at "Photos of Me", I totally got Tigered.

by sdooW regiT December 11, 2009

555 Timer

555 Timer is an integrated circuit (chip) which is broadly used in electronics. Its use cases range from Square wave generation to some sort of analog to digital conversion. It can be found at electronics since several decades ago.

Pronounced as Five-Five-Five Timer.

555 Timer can do what an electronics nerd wants to do, Square, Sine, Triangle, you name it.

by alienozi May 8, 2018

Old-Timer

Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.

"Hey, old-timer, why don't you learn how to parallel park?

by Rodney Basil June 2, 2004

Long timer

A person who has worked in the same company or position for so long that they no longer give a crap. The company could collapse in bankruptcy all around them, and they would just shrug their shoulders and get another cup of coffee. For some, being fired or laid-off would almost be a relief. For others, they are just marking their time until retirement.

Coworker1: Hey, did you hear about the error Brad caused that crashed the network this morning?
Coworker2: Yeah, I heard about it, Jen. Do you think it's serious enough for management to give him the axe?
Coworker1: Maybe, but I don't think he gives a crap. I just saw him earlier playing solitaire!
Coworker2: Damn Long Timer!

by Vovalicious October 6, 2009