Throat Goat

Someone by the name of Andrew Malone who can throat 2 whole glizzies in under 4 bites
God damn! that man just downed two franks like Andrew Malone back in ‘21… What a throat goat
by Alheix May 9, 2022
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Throat Goat

The most esteem title you give a girl who has the ability to suck your soul right out your body and leave your toes in a permanent curl like state; mind blowing; you'll be begging her to please swallow your future kids again, and again, and again and being the GOAT...these girls tend to love it so much, it will make her lips quiver and tears run down her legs from her midsection. So dang amazing!!!
That Leah is the THROAT GOAT QUEEN. Her skills so strong she can gargle Peanut Butter.

See that girl over there? That's Leah, the Throat Goat Queen. She gives the best head to make up for the fact she isn't good in the head.
by The Unicorn2624 November 25, 2024
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Throat goat

Marissa don’t need no air gobbling down dick the true throat goat
Ex: hey man how is moving on coming?
Ex: man I can’t she slurped the nut out my soul how am I supposed to find better? Marissa my throat goat
by Factsnocap2001 October 6, 2022
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Throat Goat

One who performs fellatio primarily with the use of their throat muscles only and breathes through their ears.
She seemed so sweet and inexperienced, but 3 seconds in I realized that she's a closet Throat Goat
by Daphrampa August 6, 2023
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Throat Goat

A SLUT NAMED BRENDA

Much like a goat that eats literally everything. Brenda will suck and fuck anybody.
MAN 1: Bro I am so fat, ugly, and all around nasty but I need my dick sucked.

MAN 2: Oh bro that's okay just call THROAT GOAT BRENDA, she sucks and fucks all with no hold back.

MAN 1: Thanks homie I am going to go call her now.
by SheAGrossBItch August 21, 2024
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Throat goat

A noise someone makes deep with in their throat because they are the best as sucking knob.
Johnny branmuffin is the O.G. throat goat. That man can really suck a good dick.
by Branmuffins678 September 25, 2025
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