thotimus prime

The leader, most high, biggest thot of all thots

"Bruh, if you want to score, hit up thotimus prime.

by dosdos June 30, 2016

thoticus eraticus

A simple spell that any guy can cast on any thot that they see. It pairs very well with Syphillis Contracticus.

Guy: Thot alreat twelve o’clock.
Guy 2: Thoticus Eraticus am I right?
Guy: Yes.

by Penial Gland September 30, 2018

Thoticus Prime

Major thot. Much like a thotimus prime, varying only in degree of thot. Thoticus is to thotimus as 1000 is to 100.

My thot sensor is off the charts.. must be a thoticus prime nearby.

by HandcockMaster November 20, 2018

Twatticus

A person, being or creature, known to act like an item of the female genitalia, living in a year prior to the 18th century.

"Oh, dear. It appears that Mary has burned many more Catholics. What shalt we do, Arthur?"
"I suggest we throw that Fucking twatticus into a lake, see how she likes it"

by King Horace IV May 27, 2013

Thotimus Prime

The leader of all the thots(that hoe over there); she knows anything and everything about you or your friends. i'd be careful if i was you if you get close to her you might turn into a thot. Don't question this she is the leader of all thots she is capable of lot of shit.

if you're looking for a one night stand go to Thotimus Prime she'll hook you up.

by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018

Thottimism

The act of being optimistic about the quality of your next sexual encounter, including but not limited to a future dick appointment with someone you’ve already had a disappointing experience with.

E.g. All the dick I’ve had recently is trash, but I’m still full of thottimism

E.g. ‘why are you seeing Tom again when the dick was no good?’

‘I’m feeling thottimistic’

by Microwavegrape December 10, 2018

Thottitude

A unit of measure used to determine how much of a thot one is.

I've never witnessed a person of such thottitude!

by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019