a smelly little nonce who you will find outside your local primary school looking at childrens toenails.
Person 1: wow, theres a guy outside of the local primary school
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton
by yournan12333 November 8, 2017
Get the jake thorntonmug. To thornton (v): a sexual act pertaining to scataphilial/coprophilial fore-play; dipping the scrotum and testicle(s) upon the excretion of a partner's excreting anus and then offering the coated scrotum to the, or any additional partner's tongue. This sexual act is celebrated as a delicacy among scatologically inclined fetish communities and groups.
Time for a Licks Thornton.
After some anilingus, Thornton Licks followed naturally and eventually by a good felching, Sir.
After some anilingus, Thornton Licks followed naturally and eventually by a good felching, Sir.
by Ben Gee Kat December 25, 2022
Get the Thorntonmug. The perfect mix of charisma, compassion, and curiosity. Thorntons are like little housecats that know how to warm up to new people by metaphorically rubbing up against their leg and purring. Luckily, Thorntons don't have to be taken to the vet and they don't need the litter box. Most of them can just use the toilet haha. If you leave food out for Thorntons, they'll eat it. No questions asked. They love a little chin rub, too. But human chins. Thorntons are sometimes afraid of dogs, and they're covered in hair from head to toe. Thorntons are prone to violence.
by thorntonisnotacat May 2, 2022
Get the Thorntonmug. by Nicknoodle1245 May 26, 2022
Get the Nick thorntonmug. by Gerald Jerald Garrison May 31, 2022
Get the Tagen Thorntonmug. A ghetto ass school with bunch of bad ass of kids who always fight at least once of month, vape in the bathrooms, fight after school and end up arrested, have random accounts about the school whether it's fighting videos, confessions, etc. The kids speak ganglish, often failing classes, and try to start music careers with trashy ass beats and awful vocals.
Very few kids who have a sense of self and actually have a future. Most of the kids roam the streets with their friends.
Very few kids who have a sense of self and actually have a future. Most of the kids roam the streets with their friends.
by Tshana Love April 12, 2024
Get the Thornton fractional south high schoolmug. jess- omg allyssa look what dini just sent me
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?
jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?
jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023
Get the allyssa thorntonmug.