Theofascist

Theology based totalitarian government

Country X claims it's a republic, but it's really a theofascist state where religious leaders can trump elected officials.

by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011

grand petty theft

the act of stealing a large amount of inexpensive things

Johnny stole 5,000 Baby Ruth bars last night--that's a grand petty theft if I've ever seen one!

by papa lech March 2, 2010

The Grand Theft Auto

A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.

Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?

Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money

by Charlie T. July 21, 2016

Grand Theft Auto 5

A game that defines a generation. One of the best games of the last decade which is still played by millions of gamers. GTA Online firstly introduced multiplayer to Grand Theft Auto series, which is intersting to play with your friends. It has a great story as well, a little bit racist, a lot of memes, some inside jokes and some great looking strippers. It is a master piece, a trully open-world game together with Minecraft and Skyrim.

What have you played yestarday? Of couse, Grand Theft Auto 5

by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020

grand theft auto vice city

this game has amazing quotes. (see below)

my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!

beat that.

by tommy April 29, 2004

grand theft auto

The leading cause of divorce.

Hang on honey i just killed my fifth hooker on Grand Theft Auto.

by Da Hudge77 October 17, 2009

Thefary

The act of theft.

Replacement for ‘stealing’

There was a thefary underway

that was a really cool thefary

That person is thefarying from the store

by smithywoo January 8, 2022