condiment thief

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

Salary Thief

A salary thief is someone who receives a salary from a company but has no intention of giving anything of value in return.

"He is a waster..."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."

by say it as it is January 9, 2015

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition

Known as one of the greatest horror games ever made, GTA The Trilogy The Definitive Edition triumphantly remakes three non horror games into horror games. With eerie rain indoors, mutant abominations of human beings, and some of the best AI ever, your perception of reality truly begins to warp into something beautifully terrifying, this is a must play for any horror fan, not to mention the graphics are some of the best in a game yet, as expected of Rockstar Games.

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition is a long ass name.

by Signup Man December 10, 2021

chromosome thief

(n). One who steals another's chromosomes to bring about autism, down syndrome, etc.

Look out, there's a chromosome thief coming towards us!

by _thememeprophet_ February 27, 2017

nigger thief

The common man in Detroit.

"Whats faster than a nigger thief in Detroit with your TV? His brother with your radio!!"

by nigga lova February 14, 2008

Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5

It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!

We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.

4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer

This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!

"Reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today!"

by crazycrackdealer March 1, 2010

Erection Thief

Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.

- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.

- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.

by hhumpo May 17, 2011